Off to Europe and Hook'Em Horns!

Two events will occur within the next 10 hours. First, I will board a flight to Berlin, Germany. Second, the #2 ranked Texas Longhorns (also known as the Best Team in College Football) will begin thrashing the University of Louisiana at Monroe football squad.

So, you probably will not hear from me for the next three weeks. When I return, however, I will write on the following itinerary:

• Berlin for a few days
• Prague for a few days
• Interlaken for a couple days
• Other parts of Switzerland for a couple days
• Paris, and maybe other parts of France, for up to 6 days
• Munich, including Oktoberfest (!), to finish the trip

Meanwhile, the Texas Longhorns plan to make the Warhawks, [Wyoming] Cowboys, and Red Raiders all eat shit before I return.